So it's my birthday, but I'm not celebrating
There's monsters in my room and they're silently awaiting
See, they got permission to come and take a musician
And they decided on me after giving "Promo Copy" a listen
So I say...
So I get dressed and they profess, "It's nice to meet you
And by the way, happy birthday, we promise we won't eat you"
The super-fuzzy one says that I got time before we go
'Cause the other monsters are all buying pharmaceuticals in Mexico
They say they've come from a faraway land
And that they're here to start a band
And what a nice coincidence
That I can play lots of instruments
And I said, "Why can't you take Bruno Mars?"
And they said that they don't like Bruno Mars
And I said, "Everybody likes Bruno Mars"
They said they don't, and we started to sing
Perfectly encapsulates the teenage experience. Finding this album while still young and in high school was the best decision I've made in quite awhile. charlesjr