No Country For Old Musicians

by Reggie and the Full Effect

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released November 19, 2013

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Track Name: 37
So it's my birthday, but I'm not celebrating
There's monsters in my room and they're silently awaiting
See, they got permission to come and take a musician
And they decided on me after giving "Promo Copy" a listen
So I say...

La-la la-la, la-la la-la
La-la la-la, la-la la-la-la

So I get dressed and they profess, "It's nice to meet you
And by the way, happy birthday, we promise we won't eat you"
The super-fuzzy one says that I got time before we go
'Cause the other monsters are all buying pharmaceuticals in Mexico

They say they've come from a faraway land
And that they're here to start a band
And what a nice coincidence
That I can play lots of instruments
And I said, "Why can't you take Bruno Mars?"
And they said that they don't like Bruno Mars
And I said, "Everybody likes Bruno Mars"
They said they don't, and we started to sing

La-la la-la, la-la la-la
La-la la-la, la-la la-la-la

Underrated, overeducated
Well good luck getting shows in the monster universe
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

La-la la-la, la-la la-la
La-la la-la, la-la la-la-la

Hey hey, what do you say?
The monsters are coming to take me away on my birthday
Track Name: Revenge is a Dish Best Served at Park Chan-Wook's House
I'm buying you a car
To drive it off a cliff, that's what I'll do with you
And as it starts to fall
I'll blow it up in mid-air, woo hoo
I'm gonna set you up
For a bunch of crap that you didn't do
And when the cops show up
I'm gonna say "oh man, that doesn't sound like you"

Korean
Korean revenge film

While all this is going on
A flashback shows me how my childhood's gone
Fifteen years becoming your fake friend
And now it's time for this to end

As I sat in jail
And I had a lot of time to think
To try to figure out
How many rocks it would take to make your body sink
I'll wait outside your house
Put a GPS inside your bike
And while you're riding home
Now I know exactly where and when to strike

Korean
Korean revenge film
Track Name: Guerrera
He's an Aztec warrior who's traveling through centuries
Guerrera, Guerrera
Traded to the aliens to ward off all catastrophes
Guerrera, Guerrera

Fighting other aliens to prevent evil prophecies
Guerrera, Guerrera
Stronger than one thousand spears that's pretty strong if you ask me
Guerrera, Guerrera

Go Guerrera! Traveling through space!
Fighting other aliens, protect the human race from
Disaster, with the laser blaster
Me and Floppy Disko cause I don't know any rappers
Yeah! time and space fold like a gravity
Show me how your burners gonna rhyme with no gravity [?]
Stronger than a thousand spears
[?]

Fuck you aliens!
Fuck you aliens!
Fuck you aliens!
Gimme five dollars and we'll be best friends

(Anybody see my bird? Oh.)
Track Name: Gimme Back My Leg
Why you gotta wake me up
Before the sky explains
The kind of day we’re headed for
Been awake all night
Showing such restrain
Just cause you can’t open the door
I want to let you out in the world
But I’m hesitating
You can be frustrating
I’ll open up if you promise me that

You’ll find another
You’ll find another
You’ll find another
Find another lover girl
You’ll find another
You’ll find another
You’ll find another
Find another lover girl

Afternoons are usually when I start to play
A different kind of playin’
This always happens each and every single day
You know just what I’m sayin’
The whole rest of the gang’s asleep
So why you being crazy
You're supposed to be lazy
I’ll take you out but Lulu
You know that

You should find another
You should find another
Should find another
Find another lover girl
Should find another
You should find another
You should find another
Find another lover girl


You should find another
You should find another
You should find another
Find another lover girl

Should find another
You should find another
You should find another
Find another lover girl

Should find another
You should find another
You should find another
Find another lover girl

Should find another
You should find another
You should find another
Find another lover girl

Should find another
You should find another
You should find another
Find another lover girl

(Stuffed animals or somethin’
That’s what you should be humpin’)
Track Name: Who Needs Another Drank? feat- Floppy Disk-0
Albany, New York, Knickerbocker Arena
January 19th, 1992
Hands down, best royal rumble in the history
Nature Boy Rick Flair takes care of
(Are you still talking about that royal rumble?)
Fuck yes I am! Whoo!

All you little motherfuckers better recognize
Floppy Disko's in charge
Super badass he tippin out classy
Makin all the ladies go large
Don't talk to me about all the stupid bullshit you watch on tv
I punched a cop at a traffic stop, and didn't call it reality
Well I smell bacon, something must be shakin
Where you gonna put those leaves you're rakin?
Why you fakin? You remember breakin?
Yeah I remember breakin (No you don't)
Nos and yeses
Lucky guesses
How you gonna smoke in those fancy dresses?
Sky is hazy
Feelin lazy
Smokin PCP might make me crazy!

(Hey did you just say that you smoked PCP?)
What?
(Did you just say you smoked PCP?)
No I never smoked it, I saw somebody on tv smoke it
It's like the same fucking thing

The fuck was that?

Girls from the burbs who sittin on curbs
Asking me to buy them beer
Lookin for trouble
Found it on the double
Will you tell me when the coast is clear?
Ladies in the city
Acting all shitty
Thinkin that they're better than me
Well you can be on top until we flip-flop
And you see what I want you to see, word

I can't give you everything
And I'm not even gonna try
I'm gonna run away
Gonna run away
Gonna run away and hide

Ok, hands up, who wants another drink?
Ok, hands up, who neeeeeds another drink?
(Chicken chicken chicken chicken)

Look at that hot mess
Tryin to wear a tight dress
Why you tryin towalk in heels?
Better get your eyes checked
Dissin on a train wreck
Takin her home for realllll
Go Floppy Disko breakin out the Crisco
What you gonna bake today?
It's warm and juicy, super nice and loosey
Makin all the ladies say

I can't give you everything
And I'm not even gonna try
I'm gonna run away
Gonna run away
I'm gonna run away and hide
And I won't give you any flowers
Unless they already died
And if you want all this
I'm glad you caught the chance [?]
And here's your kiss goodbye
La la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
Yeah we all can go to hell
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
Yeah we all can go to hell
Track Name: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To Ralph's
I'll forget if I don't tell you 'bout who I just met
Outside my window there's a walk of shame
The line, it just goes on forever

There's no way for me to sum it up in just one day
So much to tell you but I can't explain
'Cause everyone is oh so clever

Well, you could say I'm wrong
I never said I'm right
I'm gonna get new locks on my door tonight

Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors?
Popping and locking by the elevator
Next door either stripper or pro skater
It's oh so good in North Hollywood

Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors?
Popping and locking by the elevator
Girl upstairs is having sex or she's in labor
It's oh so good in North Hollywood

Well, I've been here too long and I just gotta say
If I was in better shape, I'd run so far away
'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me

I think you all should know: the farmer's market sucks
Who buys shitty flowers for a hundred bucks?
And oh god, look, it's a candle guy

I just wanna go home
Please let me go home
(Get me the hell out of here)
Track Name: Sundae, Booty Sundae, feat - Fluxuation
You look like you haven't had a good Fluxuation in so long
Well I'm here to help...

I've got whipped cream all over your body
I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl
I wanna put whipped cream all over your body
I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl

Did I... did I forget to mention?
They've got this new invention
You could use to call me, tell me to come over tonight
And girl... don't try to ignore me
I know you've been waiting for me
So come on, put on that dress, the one that's sexy and tight

It's whipped cream all over your body
I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl
I wanna put whipped cream all over your body
It's whipped cream all over you, girl

Shhhh... no need for conversation
In this midnight relation
I know just what you're thinking from the look in your eyes
And girl... this is the song you'll be singing
And oh yes, I'll be bringing
Something so fantastic, sweet and sticky and white

It's whipped cream all over your body
It's whipped cream all over you, girl
I'm talking 'bout the whipped cream all over your body
I wanna put whipped cream all over you, girl

It's whipped cream, all over your body -- break!

Whipped cream (whipped cream)
Whipped cream (whipped cream)
Whipped cream (whipped cream) all over your body

I'll put whipped cream all over your body
I wanna put whipped cream all over you, girl
It's whipped cream all over your body
I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl

Thank you very much
Track Name: Kanji Tattoos... Still in Style???
This car is making me so sick
The kind of sick that only trains provide
An hour left till I’m swallowing my pride
So here we are today
With nothing left to say
I hope you’re doing well
Hope this doesn’t end with go to hell

Why does this happen to me?
This always happens to me
Wonder what you’re thinking
While you’re daytime drinking
Whatever thought cause now you’re drunk
If fine with me because now stay the night

Baby tell me that it's gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow
(Say you’ll stay the night)
Baby tell me that it’s gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow

I know that nerves can mess your head
I see it when your chest is red
It looks like mars
So much has changed since we both lived in bars
All of the things we didn’t choose
Most of the days I think we’re losing both losing our minds
Thankfully our house has lots of lines
Why does this happen to me? (This can’t be happening to me.)
This always happens to me (This can’t be happening to me.)
You’re beautiful when smiling (to me.)
And even more inspiring (To me.)
I’ve been a jerk. Our cars don’t work
But now you’re stuck
So baby just stay the night

Baby tell me that it's gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow
(Say you’ll stay the night)
Baby tell me that it’s gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow

We know each other better than we know ourselves
This isn’t anything but it’s everything to me to me
Just stay the night

This car is making me so sick
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
The kind of sick that only trains provide
An hour left till I’m swallowing my pride
(Say you’ll stay the night)
Baby tell me that it's gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
Baby tell me that it’s gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day
(Just say you’ll stay the night)
I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow
Track Name: We Make a Breakfast
[James]
Wake up, Frank!

[Frank]
Oh... James?

[James]
Good morning, Frank!

[Frank]
Hi, James. What are you doing here?

[James]
Oh, I came here to show you something. We're gonna make something.

[Frank]
What is that? What're you making?

We make breakfast!
Yeah!

Well I got bacon, you got eggs
Together we make breakfast
I got bacon, you got eggs
Together we make breakfast
Don't try to say that lunch was the best time of day

Because it's breakfast!

Well I know what I used to say
Lunch is the best time all day
Track Name: To The Fruit Wizards of Donninton
A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
It hit my keyboard instead
A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
And if it hit me, I'd be dead
How can you wizards be
So effing mean to me?

Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me

Hey wizards, it's hard to believe
How much fruit you can fit up your sleeve
Hey wizards, would you kindly let me know
When you're running out of fruit
So we can move on with the show
Wish you would give me a reason
It's not even apple season

Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me

I know it's par for the course
You'd rather watch DragonForce
Any moment could be my last breath
I never wanna play after Megadeth

A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
It hit my keyboard instead
A wizard threw an apple at my head
An apple at my head
And if it hit me, I'd be dead
Stop throwing fruit at me
"Black Parade" is next and it's hard for me to see

Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me
Track Name: Disregard
Go ahead, disregard me
Go ahead, pull apart
I'm not the one who's leaving
It's not time for me to go
I'll be here forever, just want you to know

Tell me about the future
Tell me I'm still here 'cause the lights have started blurring
The picture's not so clear
Well if you want a chance to change it up I'll show you what to do
'Cause I like you, I really do

Can you tell me, maybe, someday, baby
We'll still be the way that we are so fucking crazy
If you only want a moment to get yourself together, you got it
You know you do

Go ahead, disregard me
Go ahead, pull apart
I'm not the one who's leaving
It's not time for me to go
I'll be here forever, just want you to know

Go ahead, disregard me
Go ahead, let it start
I know I drive you crazy
Don't want to pretend
Just want you to be happy
Don't want this to end

Well, I've been working so hard to get back to who you believe in
Well, I'm right here again and I'm never letting go
I'm never going back again
I'm never letting go
I'm never letting go

Go ahead, disregard me (I guess it's better left us then)
Go ahead, pull apart (I guess it's better than before then)
I'm not the one who's leaving
It's not time for me to go (I guess it's better this way)
I'll be here forever, just want you to know (You know you were everything to me)

Go ahead, disregard me (I guess it's better left us then)
Go ahead, let it start (I guess it's better than before then)
I know I drive you crazy
Don't want to pretend (I guess it's better this way)
Just want you to be happy
Don't want this to end (You know you were everything to me)