No Country For Old Musicians

by Reggie and the Full Effect

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Introduction 00:36
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So it's my birthday, but I'm not celebrating There's monsters in my room and they're silently awaiting See, they got permission to come and take a musician And they decided on me after giving "Promo Copy" a listen So I say... La-la la-la, la-la la-la La-la la-la, la-la la-la-la So I get dressed and they profess, "It's nice to meet you And by the way, happy birthday, we promise we won't eat you" The super-fuzzy one says that I got time before we go 'Cause the other monsters are all buying pharmaceuticals in Mexico They say they've come from a faraway land And that they're here to start a band And what a nice coincidence That I can play lots of instruments And I said, "Why can't you take Bruno Mars?" And they said that they don't like Bruno Mars And I said, "Everybody likes Bruno Mars" They said they don't, and we started to sing La-la la-la, la-la la-la La-la la-la, la-la la-la-la Underrated, overeducated Well good luck getting shows in the monster universe Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah La-la la-la, la-la la-la La-la la-la, la-la la-la-la Hey hey, what do you say? The monsters are coming to take me away on my birthday
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I'm buying you a car To drive it off a cliff, that's what I'll do with you And as it starts to fall I'll blow it up in mid-air, woo hoo I'm gonna set you up For a bunch of crap that you didn't do And when the cops show up I'm gonna say "oh man, that doesn't sound like you" Korean Korean revenge film While all this is going on A flashback shows me how my childhood's gone Fifteen years becoming your fake friend And now it's time for this to end As I sat in jail And I had a lot of time to think To try to figure out How many rocks it would take to make your body sink I'll wait outside your house Put a GPS inside your bike And while you're riding home Now I know exactly where and when to strike Korean Korean revenge film
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Guerrera 02:33
He's an Aztec warrior who's traveling through centuries Guerrera, Guerrera Traded to the aliens to ward off all catastrophes Guerrera, Guerrera Fighting other aliens to prevent evil prophecies Guerrera, Guerrera Stronger than one thousand spears that's pretty strong if you ask me Guerrera, Guerrera Go Guerrera! Traveling through space! Fighting other aliens, protect the human race from Disaster, with the laser blaster Me and Floppy Disko cause I don't know any rappers Yeah! time and space fold like a gravity Show me how your burners gonna rhyme with no gravity [?] Stronger than a thousand spears [?] Fuck you aliens! Fuck you aliens! Fuck you aliens! Gimme five dollars and we'll be best friends (Anybody see my bird? Oh.)
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Why you gotta wake me up Before the sky explains The kind of day we’re headed for Been awake all night Showing such restrain Just cause you can’t open the door I want to let you out in the world But I’m hesitating You can be frustrating I’ll open up if you promise me that You’ll find another You’ll find another You’ll find another Find another lover girl You’ll find another You’ll find another You’ll find another Find another lover girl Afternoons are usually when I start to play A different kind of playin’ This always happens each and every single day You know just what I’m sayin’ The whole rest of the gang’s asleep So why you being crazy You're supposed to be lazy I’ll take you out but Lulu You know that You should find another You should find another Should find another Find another lover girl Should find another You should find another You should find another Find another lover girl You should find another You should find another You should find another Find another lover girl Should find another You should find another You should find another Find another lover girl Should find another You should find another You should find another Find another lover girl Should find another You should find another You should find another Find another lover girl Should find another You should find another You should find another Find another lover girl (Stuffed animals or somethin’ That’s what you should be humpin’)
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Albany, New York, Knickerbocker Arena January 19th, 1992 Hands down, best royal rumble in the history Nature Boy Rick Flair takes care of (Are you still talking about that royal rumble?) Fuck yes I am! Whoo! All you little motherfuckers better recognize Floppy Disko's in charge Super badass he tippin out classy Makin all the ladies go large Don't talk to me about all the stupid bullshit you watch on tv I punched a cop at a traffic stop, and didn't call it reality Well I smell bacon, something must be shakin Where you gonna put those leaves you're rakin? Why you fakin? You remember breakin? Yeah I remember breakin (No you don't) Nos and yeses Lucky guesses How you gonna smoke in those fancy dresses? Sky is hazy Feelin lazy Smokin PCP might make me crazy! (Hey did you just say that you smoked PCP?) What? (Did you just say you smoked PCP?) No I never smoked it, I saw somebody on tv smoke it It's like the same fucking thing The fuck was that? Girls from the burbs who sittin on curbs Asking me to buy them beer Lookin for trouble Found it on the double Will you tell me when the coast is clear? Ladies in the city Acting all shitty Thinkin that they're better than me Well you can be on top until we flip-flop And you see what I want you to see, word I can't give you everything And I'm not even gonna try I'm gonna run away Gonna run away Gonna run away and hide Ok, hands up, who wants another drink? Ok, hands up, who neeeeeds another drink? (Chicken chicken chicken chicken) Look at that hot mess Tryin to wear a tight dress Why you tryin towalk in heels? Better get your eyes checked Dissin on a train wreck Takin her home for realllll Go Floppy Disko breakin out the Crisco What you gonna bake today? It's warm and juicy, super nice and loosey Makin all the ladies say I can't give you everything And I'm not even gonna try I'm gonna run away Gonna run away I'm gonna run away and hide And I won't give you any flowers Unless they already died And if you want all this I'm glad you caught the chance [?] And here's your kiss goodbye La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Yeah we all can go to hell La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la Yeah we all can go to hell
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I'll forget if I don't tell you 'bout who I just met Outside my window there's a walk of shame The line, it just goes on forever There's no way for me to sum it up in just one day So much to tell you but I can't explain 'Cause everyone is oh so clever Well, you could say I'm wrong I never said I'm right I'm gonna get new locks on my door tonight Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors? Popping and locking by the elevator Next door either stripper or pro skater It's oh so good in North Hollywood Have you met my crazy fucking neighbors? Popping and locking by the elevator Girl upstairs is having sex or she's in labor It's oh so good in North Hollywood Well, I've been here too long and I just gotta say If I was in better shape, I'd run so far away 'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me I think you all should know: the farmer's market sucks Who buys shitty flowers for a hundred bucks? And oh god, look, it's a candle guy I just wanna go home Please let me go home (Get me the hell out of here)
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You look like you haven't had a good Fluxuation in so long Well I'm here to help... I've got whipped cream all over your body I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl I wanna put whipped cream all over your body I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl Did I... did I forget to mention? They've got this new invention You could use to call me, tell me to come over tonight And girl... don't try to ignore me I know you've been waiting for me So come on, put on that dress, the one that's sexy and tight It's whipped cream all over your body I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl I wanna put whipped cream all over your body It's whipped cream all over you, girl Shhhh... no need for conversation In this midnight relation I know just what you're thinking from the look in your eyes And girl... this is the song you'll be singing And oh yes, I'll be bringing Something so fantastic, sweet and sticky and white It's whipped cream all over your body It's whipped cream all over you, girl I'm talking 'bout the whipped cream all over your body I wanna put whipped cream all over you, girl It's whipped cream, all over your body -- break! Whipped cream (whipped cream) Whipped cream (whipped cream) Whipped cream (whipped cream) all over your body I'll put whipped cream all over your body I wanna put whipped cream all over you, girl It's whipped cream all over your body I'll put whipped cream all over you, girl Thank you very much
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This car is making me so sick The kind of sick that only trains provide An hour left till I’m swallowing my pride So here we are today With nothing left to say I hope you’re doing well Hope this doesn’t end with go to hell Why does this happen to me? This always happens to me Wonder what you’re thinking While you’re daytime drinking Whatever thought cause now you’re drunk If fine with me because now stay the night Baby tell me that it's gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day (Just say you’ll stay the night) I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow (Say you’ll stay the night) Baby tell me that it’s gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day (Just say you’ll stay the night) I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow I know that nerves can mess your head I see it when your chest is red It looks like mars So much has changed since we both lived in bars All of the things we didn’t choose Most of the days I think we’re losing both losing our minds Thankfully our house has lots of lines Why does this happen to me? (This can’t be happening to me.) This always happens to me (This can’t be happening to me.) You’re beautiful when smiling (to me.) And even more inspiring (To me.) I’ve been a jerk. Our cars don’t work But now you’re stuck So baby just stay the night Baby tell me that it's gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day (Just say you’ll stay the night) I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow (Say you’ll stay the night) Baby tell me that it’s gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day (Just say you’ll stay the night) I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow We know each other better than we know ourselves This isn’t anything but it’s everything to me to me Just stay the night This car is making me so sick (Just say you’ll stay the night) The kind of sick that only trains provide An hour left till I’m swallowing my pride (Say you’ll stay the night) Baby tell me that it's gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day (Just say you’ll stay the night) I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow (Just say you’ll stay the night) Baby tell me that it’s gonna be okay, come on tell me that you’ll stay another day (Just say you’ll stay the night) I can see it on your face, the sorrow, girl, we could run away tomorrow
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[James] Wake up, Frank! [Frank] Oh... James? [James] Good morning, Frank! [Frank] Hi, James. What are you doing here? [James] Oh, I came here to show you something. We're gonna make something. [Frank] What is that? What're you making? We make breakfast! Yeah! Well I got bacon, you got eggs Together we make breakfast I got bacon, you got eggs Together we make breakfast Don't try to say that lunch was the best time of day Because it's breakfast! Well I know what I used to say Lunch is the best time all day
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A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head It hit my keyboard instead A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head And if it hit me, I'd be dead How can you wizards be So effing mean to me? Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me Hey wizards, it's hard to believe How much fruit you can fit up your sleeve Hey wizards, would you kindly let me know When you're running out of fruit So we can move on with the show Wish you would give me a reason It's not even apple season Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me I know it's par for the course You'd rather watch DragonForce Any moment could be my last breath I never wanna play after Megadeth A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head It hit my keyboard instead A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head And if it hit me, I'd be dead Stop throwing fruit at me "Black Parade" is next and it's hard for me to see Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me
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Disregard 05:26
Go ahead, disregard me Go ahead, pull apart I'm not the one who's leaving It's not time for me to go I'll be here forever, just want you to know Tell me about the future Tell me I'm still here 'cause the lights have started blurring The picture's not so clear Well if you want a chance to change it up I'll show you what to do 'Cause I like you, I really do Can you tell me, maybe, someday, baby We'll still be the way that we are so fucking crazy If you only want a moment to get yourself together, you got it You know you do Go ahead, disregard me Go ahead, pull apart I'm not the one who's leaving It's not time for me to go I'll be here forever, just want you to know Go ahead, disregard me Go ahead, let it start I know I drive you crazy Don't want to pretend Just want you to be happy Don't want this to end Well, I've been working so hard to get back to who you believe in Well, I'm right here again and I'm never letting go I'm never going back again I'm never letting go I'm never letting go Go ahead, disregard me (I guess it's better left us then) Go ahead, pull apart (I guess it's better than before then) I'm not the one who's leaving It's not time for me to go (I guess it's better this way) I'll be here forever, just want you to know (You know you were everything to me) Go ahead, disregard me (I guess it's better left us then) Go ahead, let it start (I guess it's better than before then) I know I drive you crazy Don't want to pretend (I guess it's better this way) Just want you to be happy Don't want this to end (You know you were everything to me)
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Danka Shane 02:11

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